boy humor

After school today we were running errands and telling jokes.

Andy: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door, I'm dressing!

Me: What do you call a carton full of ducks? A box of quackers!

Andy: What did the car say to the baker?

Me: Um, I don't know, Andy.

Andy: I'll run over you.

fortunately, no

Last evening I was getting Andy ready for bed. Since Shawn is away for a few weeks I am trying to do as much multi-tasking as I can to get things done with two little children. So while I was toweling him off after his bath, I already had the toothbrush ready to go. Actually I had the handle in my mouth so I had two free hands.

When I was done drying him he took the initiative and grabbed the toothbrush from out of my mouth.

Actually the word is "ripped". He ripped his toothbrush out of my mouth.

I yelled, "Ow!"

He got a deeply concerned look on his face and said, "I'm so sorry, Mommy! Did I take out some of your teeth?"

oh-tell

Shawn is out of town, staying in a hotel.

Andy thinks his Daddy is staying in a show-and-tell. He asked me what Daddy was bringing for everybody to see.