PhDuh, ma

Andy: I don't want to go to school.

Me: Sorry buddy. You have to.

Andy: But why?

Me, trying to make it simple: Because it's the law; children have to go to school.

Andy, whining: But I know everything.

blab

Andy: Daddy! We're getting you wine for your birthday!

no. no i won't.

"Mommy, when I'm older will you help me eat my tongue?"