logic

Andy: Mommy, I'm tired of listening to you!

Me: Well, tough shizer, Andy. You have to listen to me.

Andy: Why do I have to listen to you?

Me: Because I'm the boss.

Andy: Oh. [silence] When am I going to be the boss?

just stupid

Andy: OUCH!

Me: Are you alright?

Andy: No I'm not alright! I'm sitting on my own finger!

punished

Andy got into some trouble at Meme's house. So we came home for some time out.

As he tromped angrily behind me, I heard, "Mommy, I am so mad at you! You and I are NOT having a lovely day!"

yuck

Me: Andy, you're such a buggar.

Andy: No, I'm not. I'm not even coming out of your nose.

andy's advice of the day

"You shouldn't pick your teeth because you might accidentally bite your finger."

zoo camp

"Today at zoo camp we played red light/green light and all the kids went too fast and ran me over and I fell down and then the ladies picked me up and let me stand on the side and then I went into the bathroom and played red light/green light in there and Max said 'Red light!' and I crashed into the garbage can."

Glad I'm getting my money's worth out of zoo camp.

ah, 4-year-olds

Shawn: Laura, do you want a muffin?

Me: No thanks.

Andy: Hey Daddy?

[Shawn doesn't hear him]

Andy: Daddy?

[Shawn still doesn't hear.]

Andy: Daddy, can you ask me if I want a muffin?

Shawn: Just a minute Andy.

Andy: But Daddy!

Shawn: Hang on, Andy.

Andy: Daddy! Can you ask me if I want a muffin?

Shawn: Andy! Just a minute! I've got my hands full.

Andy: Can somebody ask me if I want a muffin!?!? NOBODY'S ANSWERING ME!

Me: Okay Andy, do you want a muffin?

Andy: No thanks. I'm too busy right now.