Andy's best friend Wesley was here for the day to play with him. Andy was thrilled. So thrilled, in fact, that he couldn't tear himself away from Wesley to go take a pee. But of course I knew he had to pee because he was doing the pee pee dance.
Me: Andy! Go pee!
Andy: I don't want to.
Me: Go pee!
Andy: I'm not going to!
Me: GO. PEE. NOW.
Andy: Alright!
He peed, but he was so unable to focus on the task at hand that he whizzed all over the bathroom floor. I was not happy. I made him clean it up.
Me: Andy, watch where you're peeing next time. That's disgusting.
Andy, defiantly: Well I'm not ashamed. And it's not my job to clean up everything.
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