We put Andy to bed at 8:45 tonight. At 8:55 we were sitting in the basement and Shawn looked at me and said, "Look over on the stairs." And there was Andy, peeking around the corner. I don't even know how he heard Andy coming, since Andy was creeping.
Me: What are you doing down here?
Andy: Um, I have a question.
Me: What?
Andy: Um, nothing.
Me: Well then what are you doing down here Andy?
Andy: Um, I have a question.
Me: WHAT?!?
Andy: Um, um.....how do...how do elephants drink water through their trunks?
Me: Seriously? You got out of bed and came down two flights of stairs to ask me that?
Andy: Yes.
Me: (sigh) They suck the water into their noses and squirt it into their mouths.
Andy: Okay. Goodnight.
I need to record these things before they disappear.
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