Today I got a warning.
Andy: Mommy, bad news. Every time you don't feed me I'll starve.
Friday, November 25, 2011
spaghetti
Andy was eating spaghetti and wanted a little Parmesan for his pasta.
"Mommy, could I please have some of that pharmacy on cheese?"
"Mommy, could I please have some of that pharmacy on cheese?"
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
urologist approved
Ever since our guinea pig came home from the pet store pregnant, there have been questions.
The parenting resources tell us to answer questions honestly but succinctly. We've explained to Andy that our male guinea pig cannot father any babies because he is neutered.
It sort of translates to humans.
Andy: Mommy, are you going to have another baby since there's one mom and one dad?
Mommy: No, Andy.
Andy: Oh, did Daddy already get neutered?
The parenting resources tell us to answer questions honestly but succinctly. We've explained to Andy that our male guinea pig cannot father any babies because he is neutered.
It sort of translates to humans.
Andy: Mommy, are you going to have another baby since there's one mom and one dad?
Mommy: No, Andy.
Andy: Oh, did Daddy already get neutered?
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
so, that's a no
Me: Andy, did you eat those crackers I gave you for your snack yesterday? Did you like them?
Andy: Yes, but they don't taste like anything good.
Andy: Yes, but they don't taste like anything good.
theology lesson
Andy: So, in Heaven does God yell at you?
Me: No, honey.
Andy: Ever? He never yells at you even if you do something bad?
Me: No, Andy.
Andy: Wow, that's where I need to be. I can't wait for everybody to die!
Me: No, honey.
Andy: Ever? He never yells at you even if you do something bad?
Me: No, Andy.
Andy: Wow, that's where I need to be. I can't wait for everybody to die!
Sunday, November 6, 2011
thanks a heap
Me, trying on a brand new, rather short dress: How do I look, Andy?
Andy, smiling: Great! You look just like an old mommy!
Andy, smiling: Great! You look just like an old mommy!
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