really?

Me: Andy! Stop jumping on that chair! Haven't I asked you not to do that?

Andy: No. Not since I heard it last time.

the stalling continues

[Andy comes down the stairs when he is supposed to be in bed.]

Andy: Hey guys? I'm sorry but I have two problems.

Me: What's wrong, Andy?

Andy: Um, the first problem is...Mommy, I know you were trying to help me because I was hot but I'm sorry now I'm too cold. Can you turn my air conditioner down?

Me: Yes. What's the second problem?

Andy: I'm sorry but I'm still hungry.

Me: You're hungry.

Andy: Yes.

Me: Do you want dessert?

Andy: Yes.

Me: Well, there are some Oreo cookies right there. You can have them.

[He takes the box of cookies in his hands and inspects them.]

Andy: Or maybe these could just be a snack and then I could have dessert afterwards.